Why have I developed a callus on the index finger I use to operate my e-collar transmitter?
How do Huns absolutely vanish without a trace, even when you and the dog saw exactly where they went down?
Why do they call it an “improved” choke if I don’t shoot any better when I use it?
Why does whiskey always taste better with a full game bag?
Why do the voices in my head sound like chukar?