Why have I developed a callus on the index finger I use to operate my e-collar transmitter?

How do Huns absolutely vanish without a trace, even when you and the dog saw exactly where they went down?

Why do they call it an “improved” choke if I don’t shoot any better when I use it?

Why does whiskey always taste better with a full game bag?

Why do the voices in my head sound like chukar?


Filed under Fodder, Reloading, Talegate, We might have been jrunk.

4 responses to “Questions

  1. №2 – absolutely. The covey will be anywhere but in the spot you saw them land. On the other hand, these birds can run at 35 km per hour. At least, that’s what I think the spido showed when we were driving by with this speed on a field road, and the covey was running ahead.

    №3 – how about these shapes that you see when you close your eyes and try to sleep?

  2. Thom Gordon

    Mawn, you fellers still kickin ass and takin names. I fer one appreciate. Except for the voices, I kinda wish they would go away

  3. Why does cold beer taste just as good in the snow? Keep on livin’ the high life…

  4. Jon

    1. Maybe ’cause you have one uh them German hard-heads. Get a setter.
    2. They got feet as well as wings.
    3. Obviously you need to buy a new gun.
    4. The universe has some mysteries that are not meant to be solved. We should just enjoy them and be grateful.
    5. You too?

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