By Blaine Peetso: http://www.theborealist.com
Wanted: Easy Work
Old age pensioner willing to work for cash/food under the table as long as the job is easy and hours are short. No big wide open country or ultra dense bush. Will need plenty of water breaks. Will not play games with the merchandise (keep away, tug-of-war, etc) like the young apprentices on the jobsite. Vision is going, hearing is gone but the sniffer works fine and I’ve still got a few tricks up my sleeve. Not as good as I once was, but as good once as I ever was. Contact me at my office on the couch for further information.
Full disclaimer: I may shit and/or piss in the truck depending on the length of the commute.
Mouthful of Feathers 