Hunter – I need a room.
Motel 6 guy – $49.
Hunter – Great. I have a pet.
Motel 6 guy – There is no pet fee. $49.
Hunter – Great.
Hunter hands over payment and waits in awkward silence
Motel 6 guy – Since you have a pet, I’ll put you on the bottom floor.
Hunter – Great. It can be difficult to make a Shetland pony climb the stairs.
Motel 6 guy says nothing. He simply hands over the key and walks away. The Hunter stands alone in the lobby, suddenly wondering what would happen if the setter came face to face with a pony in the hallway.