Chapter 1: An endorsement for Motel 6, Unless you have an aversion to ponies
Scene: Late night, somewhere in Idaho, a Motel 6 lobby
Hunter – I need a room.
Motel 6 guy – $49.
Hunter – Great. I have a pet.
Motel 6 guy – There is no pet fee. $49.
Hunter – Great.
Hunter hands over payment and waits in awkward silence
Motel 6 guy – Since you have a pet, I’ll put you on the bottom floor.
Hunter – Great. It can be difficult to make a Shetland pony climb the stairs.
Motel 6 guy says nothing. He simply hands over the key and walks away. The Hunter stands alone in the lobby, suddenly wondering what would happen if the setter came face to face with a pony in the hallway.
Mouthful of Feathers 
I’ve shared a hotel room with you, man. I know what you use that Shetland pony for, you brony…
kind of make ya wonder what other “pets” have come and gone in the ID Motel 6?
Sounds like they wouldn’t mind you aging the grouse in the room fridge.
Chad, I’ll have you know a Shetland pony makes a fine retriever. Mine is a pointing Shetland, so it’s even more versatile.