I am not hunting.
I waited 7 months for this season.
I’m burning up with the need to hunt.
16 days ago, I flushed 5 coveys of grouse.
15 days ago, I sat in a pointless meeting.
13 days ago, I mowed the lawn.
Wednesday, I wore a tie.
Damn all ties to hell.
– GM
Mouthful of Feathers 
Damn all ties to hell. Amen, brother.
Ties are made for hanging yourself, something you contemplate more the less you hunt.
Pretty sure Aldo Leopold said that.
Ehh, it happens. Put a field day on the calendar. Stick to it even if the conditions are all wrong. Then at least you’ve gone. If you get a shot off, even better. If you harvest a bird, even better yet.