Author Archives: Tom Reed

About Tom Reed

Four English setters tell me what to do.

Prickly

It is the beginning of the longest season and temper flares now and then like bursts of gas refinery burn-off. Prickly. Irritable. Sloth. No long walks with dog and gun. Those are far ahead. Too far ahead. Irritable itch. We’ll … Continue reading

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Week-old chukar

It was a romantic dinner. Candlelight. A fire crackling in the woodstove, splashing orange shadows on the walls of the old ranch house. A decent Malbec. Some tunes. And chukar. Sauteed in olive oil with an excellent mild curry paste … Continue reading

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Road rage

The road there sings anticipation. Dogs grumble from the shell, butts and junk sniffed, dominance decided but as tentative and thin as September ice. In the cab, laughs and Dew and miles to go. This year a new place relayed … Continue reading

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Blood and Plunder

He’s a knife-in-the-teeth type, a run-hell, fast-go, wound-tight, son-of-a-bitch, so when he yelps down by the creek—out of sight (again)—I don’t think much of it. He comes roaring back and I can see blood dripping from his ear. The cut … Continue reading

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Filed under Ditch Parrots, Dogs, Glutton For Punishment, Ill-mannered Jackals, True stories

The Other

He may be the best dog I will ever walk the ground with. Perhaps not. Perhaps there will be another dog that will display and dazzle. But there will never be another dog like him. And there will never be … Continue reading

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Beer

My beer has been stolen. Pabst. Blue. Ribbon. It’s been stolen by the bro-bras. You know them. Nice enough guys, well-intentioned. Fun to hang out with. But the fuckers stole my beer. My dad drank it. So I did too. … Continue reading

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Chukar Recess

A scrape on my right knee, reminiscent of a ten-speed crash. A bruise on my shin, running knee-cap to ankle. Another on my ass. My shotgun has similar injuries. No matter. I’ve been playing. I’m doing it again. Now running. … Continue reading

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Filed under Chukar, Glutton For Punishment, Undaunted by Futility

Sweetness

Sometimes, she is lost in the crowd, run-over, crotch-sniffed and dry-humped by big males. But somehow, she always finds her way to the front and she is there, frozen and steady. Cat-like on the creepers. Chukars and pheasant and sage … Continue reading

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Last Call

Grasshoppers whirl at my feet like playing cards snapped into a stiff wind, a sound that is enough like a rattlesnake to skip my heart a couple of beats. This is snake country, and they are still active, even now … Continue reading

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Filed under Dogs, Grouses, Open country

Charged

I worried about the heat; 80 and rising and four dogs in fur coats out in it. I worried about the back end of the old man, breaking down now after nine hard years of sweeping before my guns. I … Continue reading

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Quickening

It has been shoved aside for months. Roughly. Put in a closet. Oiled perhaps, but discarded out of sight. And out of mind. Then this morning you wake and there is snow up there. Last night–a Sunday–you were up at … Continue reading

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Blood lust

I’m going to admit to a blood lust. I like to kill and I love to hate. But only one thing in particular: starlings. Stinking, shitting, filthy starlings. I stalk them in my bathrobe. They flutter and twitter about the … Continue reading

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Mouse hunting

The setter people entertain themselves these days by mouse hunting. We take our daily walks on the bench above the home place now in the light of spring, not the dark of winter. North Willow Creek is still fairly clear, … Continue reading

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Once in a lifetime

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King of the Big Empty: Our generation’s Heath Hen

Consider the sage chicken. Take your time at it. He is a mighty bird, his pointed tail, his black-feathered breast, his mottled and muted yet beautiful hues, his huge feet. Many writers, attempting to describe his flight have penned imagery … Continue reading

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Filed under Conservation and legacy, Open country