MOF Luxury Tours Now Accepting Reservations!

The team at Mouthful of Feathers is proud and excited to announce our new “Luxury Tours” division!

Deluxe transportation and 5-star meals are included:

Our experienced guides uphold the highest standard of professional behavior at all times:

You can count on your unique accommodations having been prepared in advance of your arrival by expert local craftsmen:

Evenings are typically spent sipping rare single malt and recalling days afield around a roaring fire in our turn-of-the-century fireplace, located in the grand lodge:

Previous client testimonial:

“I really didn’t know what to expect when I booked my first trip with MOF Luxury Tours. I had done classic driven shooting at castles in England, amassed thousands of doves per day in Argentina, and even hunted elusive guinea fowl driven by natives on the plains of South Africa. My standards and expectations were high, but I was ready for something different. That’s when I came across the full page ad for MOF Luxury Tours in Gray’s Sporting Journal. I was intrigued, and decided to give it a try. After that first life-changing experience, I immediately booked for next year and can’t wait!”

- Frank Lee Schwetty III

We’re confident that you’ll find MOF Luxury Tours tours to be the most exclusive, lavish and unique wingshooting experiences currently being offered by anyone, anywhere.

Click here for more information and to book your trip of a lifetime today!!

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8 responses to “MOF Luxury Tours Now Accepting Reservations!

  1. I just booked the princely tour de farce, where I will be allowed to harvest several of my favorite undulate species, along with a large helping of humpty dumplings. I so look forward tuit.

  2. Southside

    Orvis endorsed?

  3. I can see that what you are really selling is a memorable experience. One that so few people have access to these days… the experience of doing the camp chores, the excitement of pooping outdoors in a sleet storm while sitting on a bucket lined with a plastic bag, and washing down the Dinty Moore BS with the official beverage of MOF Luxury Tours — authentic PBR?

    I am a professional marketing consultant, but no charge for provoking a new approach to today’s jaded sportsman, I mean… sportsperson.

  4. WOW! It looks brilliant but pricey. Would it be possible to cut down on the breakfast cheese assortment to make ends meet perhaps?

  5. Does it include a session in a day spa? or some outdoor Reiki therapy?

  6. Taku

    What happened to the wall part of the wall tent??

  7. H.C. Murphy

    That is SO FUNNY! I have a bird dog that thinks exposing his privates like that is the ONLY way to sleep. Please keep up the good work. HCMTX

  8. Drahtguy

    Is a bootful of MOF dogshit included or do I have to step in my own dog’s shit? Again.

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